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Is There Actually A Sex Drought Going On In 2019?



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A Funny Take On This Quote Unquote Sex Drought Thing

I’m in her room, candles lit, Drake crooning in the background (a little weird but I’m rolling), I’m naked, she’s naked. So far so good.

I mean, that’s what I had in mind right before I was struggling with this Trojan.

I think she thinks I’m still a virgin by now. We barely know each other but this candid moment makes me feel like I knew her forever.


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Ain’t it funny the circumstances you find yourself into when you swipe someone’s profile & she swipes back?

Is it luck? My ”Swiping” finger never disappoints.


Fuck all that, I got to figure out this Trojan thing first.

I bite the corners of that condom like a dog with the annoying-squeekie-tweekie-toy in his mouth.

Now the condom is exactly where it should be (at least I got that part right).

I give her a look, she looks back at me; I got my socks on (yes, you read that part right).


I’m slowly laying on the bed  like a black panther about to attack.

Something rather unconventional happens.

I get an inbox from Facebook messenger.

Here I am with a dilemma that my generation probably faces everyday.


Here is this beautiful woman, nipples pointing at me as if to say ”Want A Sip?”.

Legs opened like ”Need A Bite?

Tucked in my pants, which is actually on the floor at that point, here is my phone.

I’ve heard the ”Doodoodoooong” sound. Tough decisions man.


I can see Morpheus from the Matrix with his reflective glasses looking at us with a ”Whatchu Gon Do Now” face.

I would like to pay him no mind but the girl turned blue and my phone is on red ( that 4% battery struggle baby).

Neo had a choice to make and so did I.

He wanted out the Matrix, I went straight back in it.


Yes ladies and gents, I took the PHONE!

Disclaimer #1, I run a business so….only my clients can judge me.

Disclaimer#2, I did expect her to react negatively or to tell me to get out (as if that changes anything).

There was this unsaid-unheard understanding.

She actually went to her own phone while touching herself. that’s what modern women’s do!

My phone dies before I can even answer that inbox.


Her pupils grow double the size while she’s looking at hers.

I go down on her, none of us have a phone now.

You would’ve swear we were doing yoga on speed, the way we switched positions so fast.

I wanted to take my time though. She had ‘‘sleeping early tonight” in her IG stories a couple hours ago.


My old boss used to say ”Shut up! Go and get the job done” (no wonder why he’s my old boss).

After an hour and some change, the love was definitely done.

Sleeping Early tonight” was almost a prophecy.

Don’t get it twisted, I held my own like a my old boss would’ve want me to.


Perhaps, I couldn’t swing my hips up and down or side to side knowing that I was cut from the world.

I  knew some was wrong, when my ears were trading the ”Ha-Haaaaa-Hum-Hummmms” for ”Doodoodoooongs”.

What was I missing? Did someone swiped my profile?

What my impressions looked like today?


Any free package on the way?

To be an influencer or not to be an influencer, that is the cancer!

I just couldn’t take it no more.

I faked having a cramp (yeah I took that one from you ladies’ book)


I’ve unplugged myself from her slowly.

Only to plug my phone a couple minutes later.

I know it’s not a subtle maneuver but once again there was that unsaid-unheard understanding between us.

Plus, she was kind enough to let me use her electricity and Wi-Fi none the less.


Drake was still crooning in the background. I’m naked, she’s naked but now we got covers on.

I’m scrolling through what seems like infinity and I’m like ”What Is Wrong With Me?”

As if she could read my mind, SHE went down on me this time, I let the phone down.

What ”Sleeping Early Tonight” meant, that wasn’t the case here.


She said she enjoyed the moment, I said ”same”.

I went back home.

She went back on Tinder. Well, I don’t know for sure but I know I would.

The next morning, I was reading an article in the Atlantic about an actual sex drought going for millennials like me.


Using my old-man-born-and-stuck-in-the-90’s voice, I said some like ”We used to be too busy fucking, now we’re too fucking busy”.

The article actually gives a lot of factors. Erectile dysfunction pops up a lot.

The hookup culture, lack of social skills.

Not to play Captain Obvious but the phones were also mentioned.


Dipping my tea bag like Sherlock Holmes,

I thought about me having to go down on this lady yesterday just to make her let the phone down.

One thing led to the next, I thought about the fact that I hadn’t had sex for like a month and a half before yesterday.

I wasn’t even thinking about it, now that’s ALL I can think of like I’m 16 again.


Thinking about swiping my finger again and again to fix that only to stop my ”Swiping Finger” in shock.

I said to myself ”But when did I had an actual real conversation with a woman?”.

Or existential questions like ”Do I know people further than their Instagram bios?!”

I felt like Isaac Newton under the tree even though my apple would be Siri these days.


I felt like Moses for a hot minute. Saving people from the trials and social mutilations of the internet.

Perhaps right before I could reach this ‘‘Budda-Mohammed-Of Nazareth” state, my phone was ringing.

Guess what? The yesterday girl was on the line talking about maybe being the today girl.

Is this what Tinder has come to? There are many droughts in the world.


Food droughts, water droughts, apparently morals droughts and now here

we are with this sex drought.

How to stop being too fucking busy all the way back to too busy fucking?

I don’t have the answer but if you go down on me and I happen


to let my phone down and start rewire my brain to think like a human being.

I might come up with a little something.























Jefferson is the guy you hate to love and love to hate, marginal and uncommon but he brings the right comment at the right time

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Myraï Lavoie Is Taking The Fashion World By Storm With The Glitch Fashion Show



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Myraï Lavoie Is Creating Her Own Universe And You’re Invited

What I appreciate the most about my work is the fact that I get to meet great minds & humans with a powerful story and this time around, I got to cross path with the talented Myraï Lavoie.

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The city has been quiet fashion wise over the years and as platform that mostly talked about fashion in its inception, we’ve felt it the most over here.

There would be sparks of hope here and there but besides Festival De Mode & Design, not a lot of things really stood out.


When I heard about ”The Glitch” it’s like I knew what it was about without nothing what it was about.

I mean good branding is good branding but it was more so who’s behind the good branding this time around. I had the chance to work with Myraï Lavoie in the past and one thing I can is : there’s a method to her madness.


Every artist has an eye and that eye is shaped by our views of the world and life experiences. Myraï had an interesting life.

One where being different is actually the move. One where if you don’t fit somewhere, you don’t try to get in the mold, you bend it.

For all the lack of support or misunderstand she got in Montreal, she found a place to be creative working or being in room with the likes of Paris Hilton & P. Diddy to name a few.

What she’s learned from coming out of her shell and experiencing the world she’s about the share it with us with her own fashion called ”The Glitch” tonight.

”The Glitch” is exactly what I thought it was going to be. A standout experience and experience and something you’ve never seen before just like its creator.


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The 50th Anniversary Of Les Grands Explorateurs Presents A Touching Documentary Exploring Africa And Its Wonders

An Amazing Story by Amazing Creators!



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Les Grands Explorateurs Is Celebrating Africa In A Real Way!

Curiosity has to be the most incredible human quality there is and Les Grands Explorateurs has been putting it on the forefront for the past 50 years!

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We are now entering an era where we want to know more about what is going on on the other side of the world.

How people are living, their culture and what is their reality compared to ours.


Sometimes the depiction of such reality is either unfair or made to look down at somebody. Other times, filmmakers have the challenge to depict a reality in a way to uplift what other cultures are bringing to the table.

Milan Bihlmann and Muammer Yilmaz are two filmmakers who know where they stand when it comes to that.

Rêves D’Afrique” is the epidemy of that. The two filmmakers decided to go to 7 countries in Africa to not only paint the picture for the world but to give the good people out there something we forget to give one another : ”a piece of yourself’.

Armed with a backpack, film gear and true altruism, the duo spread love and good deeds wherever they could throughout their trip.


Watch The Trailer

Les Grands Explorateurs being this platform to uncover the world made the right choice by adding this beautiful piece to their program.

Up until November 1st, you still have the chance to see the beautiful piece in theater and then online starting November 2nd.

Tickets Here


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Isabelle Mugwaneza Desmarais: An Unlikely Journey For An Unlikely Unique Success Story



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A Change Is Coming…Finally?

I grew up in the 90’s and although we can only realize it now but seeing people like Isabelle Mugwaneza Desmarais striving in a space where not a lot of us do is what was missing this whole time.

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The thing about representation is that you won’t know you need it until you need it. As most of us were just looking at society, we didn’t see ourselves but also normalized it.

I think Isabelle saw something that we couldn’t see in ourselves. The truth is not at the extreme it’s right in the middle. The intersection between being different but also a part of the ecosystem was what she saw.


Representation is not about doing what’s right because it’s right but more so because it needs to be done.

Starting her career in the public sector wasn’t a thrill anymore. Then she did some soul searching and probably came to the conclusion we all come to at some point in our existence:

Life Is A Joke

For her it was literal though. She figured out that humor and the business around it was her calling so what was the first step? Becoming a comedian herself and teach a thing or two to Dave Chappelle?

What about producing your own show with up and coming artists? Well, for Isabelle Mugwaneza Desmarais the start of this new chapter was simple as getting a non-paid internship.


Just For Laughs became her new home and with that started her mission to be at the forefront of what the landscape in comedy was to become.

Through thick and thin, work and dedication, intuition and know-how, she pulled through and the big way too!

Isabelle Mugwaneza Desmarais became the director of ZooFest. With her pulse on the scene, she fought and pushed for upcoming talents that are more than just tanned.

We’re seeing more BIPOCs getting a chance on stage and I would like to believe that this is just the beginning.


Speaking of ZooFest, if you want to see for yourself how this festival has grown in diversity and get a good kick out of it. You still have the opportunity to do so tomorrow as the last day of the celebration

With french performers like Lenny M’BungaAZMarine EllaMeryem BenouaAyoub Marceau & Hugo.

Live podcasting will also be a part of the last run of the show. In the corner of Jeanne-Mance & Maisonneuve, you can can get a good view, a good potential date, you get to see greatness in all shapes, size or color AND of course a good laugh!


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